2 Horas

En 1996, el 6 de Noviembre, asisti a un Concierto en el Hotel Jaragua. Fue la primera vez que yo iba solo a una actividad nocturna donde habria mas gente de mi edad, alcohol, musica y etc etc etc. Ese concierto hasta la fecha, ha sido la mejor presentacion musical a la que he asistido en el Pais. Fue la Gira Invisible de La Ley. Era la primera vez que ellos venian y la primera vez que yo iba a un concierto. Llamas de fuego, efectos de luces, sonidos distorcionados, fue la mejor experiencia que presencie visual y sonoramente.

Luego de eso Cafe Tacuba, en su Gira de Avalancha Exitos, hizo una excelente exhibicion del buen momento en que se encontraba el Rock en Espanol a finales de los 90.

En el 2003, me dijeron que el show de Cerati se llevo por delante a todo el mundo. Que la musica, los efectos, las luces, la voz, todo estaba por el librito, pero yo o fui. A RD$2500 pesos la boleta, es bien dificil echarse ese problema arriba.

Asi que cuando Evenpro publico que Cerati venia ahora, me anote de primera linea. No podia dejar pasar la oportunidad. Y heme aqui. Anonadado y en estado de completo Shock.

Desde Artefacto hasta Puente, todo fue perfecto. Confirme que se iba a poner medio “mellow” por el medio, pero todo en equilibrio. La energi vibro, y puso a temblar los 10 KM 1/2 desde Casa de Espana hasta el Parque Enriquillo.

Fueron 2 grandes horas que me daran energias para llegar, cuando menos, hasta Junio.

Ehl.

AHI VAMOS 2007

Ok, Senores, en vista de que no hay Festival, vamos a desembolsar cada uno de artista en artista… Y Cerati va el Domingo. Nunca he tenido la oportunidad de ver a Cerati en vivo, pues siempre pasa algo que no me permite ir. Cuando mi hermano fue a ver a Soda en Venezuela, yo era muy muchacho. Cuando vino al Jaragua, no tenia dinero. Pero ahora no hay quien me lo despinte!!!

La cancion de la semana? LA EXCEPCION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y el Domingo pa Casa de Espana FULL!

Ehl.

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

A friend sent this to me today, and it is in fact the funniest thing i have read in a little while, enjoy it.

Ehl.
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct……leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Personal Update

Este es uno de esos emails, que uds saben me gusta llenar. De hecho es la unica cadena que hago caso. So na, ahi ta!

1. What time is it: 3:30PM

2. Name: Emanuel Hilario Lightbourne

3. What are you most afraid of? Lizzards, of any kind, you name em’, i’ll fear them.

4. What do you drive? Currently, Mitsubishi Lancer GLXi, 1998. In December, hopefully, we’ll be a little more european…

5. Have you ever seen a ghost? Of course not.

6. Where were you born? Abreu Clinic, Santo Domingo de Guzman, DN. In Lovely DR.

7. Ever been to Alaska? It must be thrilling and excillerating to watch ice break and fall appart, but i haven’t delighted on such pleasures yet.

8. Ever been toilet paper rolling? Well, i don’t do drugs, so i don’t “roll” paper if thats what you mean.

9. Croutons or Bacon bits? Bacon; I’m learning to eat now and the golden rule is “Carbs or Protein?, proteins pease!”

10. Favorite day of the week? Unlike my sister in law, I only like tuesdays and thanks to my friend Leo, Fridays.

11. Favorite restaurant: It used to be Outback, loved the Pasta there (yes i know its carbs, but hell, it was good). Now it’s any sushi bar, Sushi Ya! comes to mind. Peperoni no hace dano por lo menos una vez al ano. Rey’s Tacos es bien bueno. Y me han dado muy buenas referencias de Quattro donde ire la semana que viene, les dejo saber.

12. Favorite Flower: I’m not much of a flower guy, BUT my friend Shajira did introduce me to those lilac colored roses, stealth roses was it? They’re supposed to be the perfect roses.

13 . Favorite sport to watch: I like all olympic sports, tennis and Wrestling

14. Favorite Drink : Coke, i’m an addict to it.

15. Favorite Ice cream: Very Berry Strawberry in BR; Strawberry Cheesecake and Belgian Chocolate in HD. De Bon, el Barquito de Dulce de Leche.

16. Disney or Warner Brothers: Warner Bros (Go Harry Potter!)

17. Favorite fast food restaurant: If it’s up to me, Burguer King all the way. But since its close to work, i’m stuck with Mickey D’s. On Mondays, Taco Bell, 50% off menu.

18. What color is your bedroom carpet? Granite Floor baby.

19. How many times you failed your driver’s test? None, I Bought my license. for RD$300.00, ask Shajira what happened the first night i drove a car on my on, when we where at Taco Banano’s, she should remember jejejejejeejej.

20. Who will respond to this email the quickest? I honestly have no fuck Idea

21. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? Omar, pero entonces, na mas por joder, el se va a poner a llenarlo y me lo va a mandar primero…

23. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their response? Everybody actually.

24. Favorite TV show: HEROES! Save the chearleader, Save the World!

26. What are you listening to right now? “Personal Jesus” by Marilyn Manson

27. What are your favorite colors? If you ask Emilkis, after a very Ironic slang of wordings, she’ll say she was blinded by the blue lights that reflect out of my closet. Pero i also like green and red and grey.

28. How many tattoos do you have? None, for now…

29. Do you have any pets? I’m dying to get a fucking dog, a Toy Fox Terrier, and his name will be Radio Hilario Lightbourne (con el permiso de Sergio Carlo)

30. Which came first the chicken or the egg? Well, assuming I believe the bible theories, I have to definetly go with the Chicken.

31.What would you like to accomplish before you die? I would love to have made some sort of difference in making my country a better place for everyone. That is EVERYONE.

32. Who are you sending this e-mail to? Just a handfull of people, but they wont know who they are…

All is fare

Ok, the latest update in the game of how to date someone has brought some not very pleasant news on the warfront.

However, I’ll take things a little deeper now. I think I’m starting to know where my lead is heading to, but I’m not much of a follower am I? So now more aggressive measures must be taken in order to complete the task I set upon myself about a week ago.

Ladies. Gentlemen. The show is about to begin.

Ehl.

Ok, es oficial: NO PUEDO ESCRIBIR

Tengo todas las intenciones de sentarme a escribir, pero lamento informarles que estoy POINT BLANK.

Solo puedo pensar en Ti y las ideas no me fluyen, solo puedo pensar en como convencerte de darme un chance. Este blog lo he empezado a escribir como catorce veces. Siempre pasa algo y no lo puedo publicar. Supongo que le echaste un guangua para que “algo tan personal” no salga en el blog. 😀 Good thing I’m kinda stubborn…

Na, la canción de esta semana, dedicada a Ti (claro esta) por ninguna razon en particular…

La primera, se llama “Con el Alma en los Labios” es una poema español vocalizado por mi querido Enrique Bunbury. Es increíble como este hombre siempre tiene algo que me cae como anillo al dedo. Para no complicarte la existencia, aquí mismo voy a copiar el texto de la cancion, enjoy it!

“Te quiero yo tanto que nunca he podido llegar a explicarme cual es la razón. Parezco aladero de un pájaro herido, que busca la sombra de tu corazón. Si tu me quisieras como yo te adoro, el séptimo cielo seria de los dos. Por eso a tus plantas tu cariño imploro, igual que un milagro se implora de dios.

Y al sentir que me quema esta ansiedad febril, con el alma en los labios te vuelvo a decir: Si tu me quisieras como yo te quiero, por toda la vida no habría de quedar amor para nadie en el mundo entero, ni sobre la tierra ni abajo del mar.”

Na, bajenla (Entiendase, BAJALA TU) y na, bye!

Ehl.